About me

Close-up of a woman with light brown, wavy hair, blue eyes, and a bright smile, wearing a black turtleneck.

I’m Shannon.

Apartment matcher, relocation whisperer, and unofficial scam filter.

I help people find the right apartment in the DMV—without wasting time, getting ghosted by leasing offices, or falling for sketchy listings at 2AM.

I’m not a realtor. I don’t work for one building. I’m your go-between—the human version of “here’s what actually works.”

Why I Do This

Because moving shouldn’t feel like a full-time job.

I started working in this space because I’ve seen how overwhelming it can be to find a place—especially when you’re relocating, moving on short notice, or just don’t know the area well. I wanted to be the kind of help I wish I had back when I was figuring it out.

You don’t need pressure. You need someone to listen to what matters to you and send options that don’t make you want to scream into a pillow.

How It Works

It’s simple:

  • You fill out the form.

  • I match you with listings that actually fit what you’re looking for.

  • If you lease through one of those properties, the apartment pays me—you don’t.

That means no fees, no sales tactics, no weird strings attached.

What You Can Expect

Real listings. Honest feedback. No fluff.

If I wouldn’t send my friends there, I won’t send you there. I also won’t sell your info, call you at weird hours, or pretend this is some huge company—it’s just me, doing what I do best.

If that sounds like the kind of help you want, you’re in the right place.